I am a huge fan of smart coffee and Xanthomax. But, it’s not for everyone! Keep reading to find out why you should definitely NOT try Elevate Smart Coffee.
This article is a bit tongue-in-cheek about the reasons you should try smart coffee, but there are some warnings associated with smart coffee. The warnings from the company include:
- Do no exceed suggested use
- Improper use of this product will not improve use and is not advised
- Not intended for use by persons under 18 years of age.
- Consult a physician before starting any diet and/or exercise program, if you are pregnant or nursing, have a medical condition (of any type, form, or stage) or use prescription medications, including but not limited to MAOI inhibitors, antidepressants, or take any drugs or prescriptions.
- Athletes and urine/blood-tested professionals should consult with a medical professional prior to use of this product to avoid a false positive testing potential.
- Discontinue use two weeks prior to surgery or if you experience rapid heartbeat, dizziness, severe headache, or shortness of breath.
- Do not use if the seal is broken or tampered with.
- Store in a cool, dry place.
- Keep out of reach of children.
Now, back to the article. Here are some reasons you should avoid smart coffee at all costs:
#1 You Hate Coffee
Believe it or not, there are people out there in the world that don’t like the smell, taste, or texture of coffee. My husband is one of those people – he hates the smell of coffee. It’s something we’ve been working on for the last 15 years.
If you hate coffee, it’s perfectly OK! If you still want to get the effects of the nootropics and xanthohumol, there are other options besides smart coffee or nitro.
Consider giving Choclevate a try. This is the no-caffeine added version from Elevacity. You’ll still get all the great benefits of nootropics (plus xanthohumol if you take the supplement, Xanthomax). It comes in an amazing hot chocolate. Seriously, all you do is mix it with hot water for a really, really good hot chocolate.
What about Happy Lemonade? Yes! We have a lemon-lime version called Zest. Zest has about half the caffeine of smart coffee and NO COFFEE FLAVOR! It’s a very delicious and refreshing option PLUS you’ll still get all the amazing benefits of the nootropics and fat-burning effects of smart coffee.
Plus, take a look at the website – there are DOSE options for Choclevate and Zest. DOSE means that it comes with Xanthomax – the xanthohumol supplement that will increase your results.
#2 You Like Being Foggy-Headed
This one may not be fair – You actually may not realize how foggy-headed you are until you try smart coffee. Besides the weight loss/cravings-curbings – brain fog reduction is my favorite side effect. How do you know if you have brain fog or “foggy-headedness”? Do you walk into a room and forget why you are there or what you are doing? Do you look for your lost cell phone while you are talking on it? These are all symptoms of having brain fog!
While some may not feel the side effects of smart coffee until a few weeks into a regular dose, once you start feeling it, you’ll love the clarity that you feel when those nootropics start kicking in.
The secret is nootropics – Nootropics (pron.: /noʊ.əˈtrɒpɨks/ noh-ə-TROP-iks), also referred to as smart drugs, memory enhancers, neuroenhancers, cognitive enhancers, and intelligence enhancers, are drugs, supplements, nutraceuticals, and functional foods that purportedly improve mental functions such as cognition, memory, intelligence, motivation, attention, and concentration.
#3 You Think Happy People are “The Worst”
I’m with you on this one if you think of happy people as “WOO HOO” people. You won’t become a “WOO HOO” person if you try the coffee.
For me, the “happy” coffee feels more like a constant good mood. You aren’t excessively happy or sad – you are just…good.
As someone who has struggled with anxiety and depression, please understand how much this amazing coffee – the nootropics and xanthohumol – has helped me achieve a consistent, congenial mood. With two kids and crazy life, this is no small feat. Being in a somewhat consistently good mood is an amazing blessing!
#4 It’s an MLM – Hello Pyramid Scheme!
Yes, Elevacity is an MLM or Multi-Level Marketing company. This means that commission is paid to distributors at multiple levels when sales are made. MLMs are NOT Pyramid Schemes – Pyramid Schemes are illegal and no product is involved. In a pyramid scheme, enrollees are asked to make an investment in an enrollment fee rather than selling products. There is no connection whatsoever to Elevate Smart coffee and pyramid schemes – this is a legitamate business opportunity.
Many people hate MLM companies because of the massive amounts of selling on social media and the intrusive private messages. I will admit, I have met some of the rudest, pushy people in network marketing or MLM companies. The amazing thing is that some of these pushy people do extremely well in network marketing!
This seemingly large amount of people that are using aggressive marketing methods have given the industry a bad name. I’ve encountered several incredibly successful people that work with MLM companies that are NOT pushy or salesy. These are the best kinds!
As for Elevacity, the training that is offered to Elepreneurs is called Curiosity or Attraction Marketing. This is a HUGE shift in the MLM industry. You are taught to attract people to you and to avoid being pushy and salesy. This is why Elevacity is working its way up the ranking in the MLM world. People are successful without being pushy – it is awesome.
For anyone that signs up under me (or is considering signing up) I direct them towards a 10-day attraction marketing bootcamp.
#5 You Like Your Coffee and Won’t Change.
I completely understand! It’s so difficult to change your brew when you have the perfect mixture of coffee, sugar, and creamer – or whatever you like. But, when something like this comes along that has incredible side effects, it may be worth it to consider switching up your routine a bit.
The good news is that you can add Elevate smart coffee or nitro to your regular cup of coffee. I have found several different recipes for lattes and cappuccinos that make my mornings so much more delicious.
The great news is that you can test it out – give it a shot with the DOSE Experience to see what you think of the taste of smart coffee. You may love it and you may hate it but you’ll know until you try.
#6 You Heard Someone Never Lost Any Weight On It
I understand that it can be difficult when you see that people are losing massive amounts of weight on this coffee and you haven’t noticed any changes to you waistline. Here’s the thing, everyone is different. But, each person that uses smart coffee needs to be sure they are following these guidelines:
- Drink half your weight in water. This coffee is getting in your system and changing some things up. You’ll need to support these changes with more water. Plus the fact that coffee is a diuretic, while means you’ll be going to the bathroom more, so drink more water! The general guideline is that you should drink half your body weight in water.So, if you weigh 100 pounds, drink 50 ounces of water daily. It’s not difficult if you make it a goal and try to get most of your water before lunch.
- Switch things up. Many people have found success with smart coffee while on the Keto diet. Consider this or something like Intermittent Fasting.
- Get Moving – try walking 30 minutes a day, change your routine and get more exercise. This may not show immediate results, but over time, while doing it consistently, it will make a huge difference.
- Be patient and use the product consistently. For me personally, I didn’t see results until about a month of using the product. Some say that nootropics take 6-8 weeks of consistent use to see results. Give it a shot and try it for more than 1 week. You may be incredibly glad you held out and keep trying it.
- Add Xanthomax if you aren’t already using it. Xanthomax completes the DOSE duo, whcih means all four of your happiness hormones will be elevated. It could be the kick you need to move off of a plateau or see the results you want.
For more suggestions, head over to the Lazy Girl’s Guide to Weight Loss. These are 5 steps that will help you take control of your weight in the laziest way possible.
#7 You Will Make Me Become a Distributor! I Don’t Want to Sell The Coffee!
Hi, my name is Crystal and I’m one of the biggest introverts you’ll ever meet! I fell in love with this product, but I knew I would never want to push this on my friends or family. So, I started a blog and a really terrible YouTube channel. My friends and family can choose to read about the products or not, I’m good either way. Trust me, I would never ask you to become a distributor!
I am associated with a lot of extreme extroverts that are doing very well posting on social media. Not only am I an introvert, I am outrageously laid back – maybe it’s the nootropics?! This company allows you to build your business how you like. Do what works for you. I’ve been a part of three network marketing companies and this is one of the best for introverts like me. Plus, come on, it’s coffee with the side benefit of more focus and potential weight loss. It’s pretty easy to sell it. If you want to, of course.
It’s sad (but funny) to me how we’ve all become jaded with overly pushy network marketing sales people that look at you like their next big paycheck. Am I right!? I hate it so much. Meh, let them come to you. It’s the way network marketing is going and it is a huge breath of fresh air!
A Few Reasons to Consider Trying Smart Coffee
OK, if all those reasons above didn’t convince you to try it, here are a few more that may just do it for you.
You’ve tried everything to lose weight
I get it and I’ve been on that roller coaster. One thing I understand is that I am not good at dieting. I can limit foods for a week or so, but then I’m going to need to eat some real food. I’m inconsistent at best with exercise unless I have a big goal to focus on.
Smart coffee is made with a mix of fat burners. I don’t know how it works, but this coffee has helped me curb cravings. I’m just not as hungry during the day. Take a look at some of the reviews, people are rocking their weight loss goals and keeping it off! Now, be aware that some people combine keto diet or daily gym visits with this coffee. But, it helps! Plus, Xanthomax adds an extra kick to help enhance your results.
You have Brain Fog from Fibromyalgia, Being a Parent, or Literally any other reason
Brain fog is so, so real. Just like anxiety and depression – all things I’ve suffered from. I love when you can tell your smart coffee is kicking in – you just feel sharp. Like you can conquer the day AND remember why you walked in the room.
Be sure you talk to your doctor first and recieve any medical attention that is necessary. Many people have been able to go off their anxiety medications, I use it in conjunction with mine and it is working just fine.
Find the balance that works for you and you’ll be so glad you did!
Joint pain, back pain, chronic pain – I’ve read review after review about how something as simple as smart coffee and xanthomax have been changing people’s lives. Is this enough for you to give it a shot?
I went to my rheumatologist this week. She was amazed with my progress. She has been my Dr. for approximately 15 years. As I have 4 autoimmune diseases. She said she has never seen such a dramatic improvement in just 6 months. Not only do I feel great, I have lost all the weight I need. But my blood work was completely normal for the first time ever! Especially since I didn’t have any med changes. – Gerri
For me this has helped me deal with massive amounts of pain every day due to my battle with Endometriosis as well as a few other health problems which cause chronic pain. I also have several other health problems from a heart condition, to seizures, to mental health ones, and never in my life has a product helped me so thoroughly manage my symptoms or so effectively without any sort of horrible side effects. I have been using the Choclevate since July and started using DOSE but with the Choclevate rather than the coffee primarily, and haven’t had a single seizure since then, I drove for first time in 5 years, I finally have the energy and motivation to work my tarot business again, amongst many other things. To say these products have transformed my and changed my life would be a gross understatement! – Courtney
I have fibromyalgia and just the coffee helped me tremendously. I had bad fibro fog and since I have started the coffee I haven’t had any fogginess and no dizzy spells at all which before I had on a daily basis. I don’t hurt like I did before nor do I have as many flare ups as I used to have. – Melinda